Hot Summer

ICE CREAM VAN..........OH MR WHIPPY

Well the weathers been hot and was out in my garden giving it a general tidy up when in the early evening I heard the melodic tune from the ice cream van and had a notion to visit it.

The kids were all rushed round trying to make their decision and counting their money. "You're before me MRS" OMG never been called MRS but how cute from the little guy standing at the side of me. So I step forward and looked at who was serving from the van. It was a very very sexy guy, tight teashirt, muscles, gorgeous eyes and a captivating smile. Well I got all flustered, it was unexpected. I never remember seeing any guy with an ice cream van who was remotely sexy. I started wondering what I should order...what would sound remotely sexy. How pathetic I thought but could I ask for a 99 ice cream coz it has the flake in it ,but by mistake ask for a 69..em I dont think so.

I looked at what I was wearing..half of my hedge and the odd muddy patch ewww passion killer crista. Damn not even lipstick, that always saves the day.

I regained focus by giving myself a stern talking to ...cant even visit an ice cream van without thinking sex. Enough Crista get a grip on yourself...yeah later. So the angel and devil were on either side of my shoulders fighting out the dilema.

I well and truely blew it..no not him but as I was now first in the queue and my turn. I made a mess of my order. "Oh I see you have Salt and Shake crisps, followed by a weak giggle which I'm so embarrassed to admit. He was impatient off course as their were a few waiting to be served. He wondered what was next..couldn't make my mind up so he gave me a moment while he started serving the next. I could have crawled under a stone. Eventually I got their with my Turkish Delight and Flake!!!

Will be ready for him the next time......